Sexy Shopping Spree

A week or so ago we went on a shopping spree. Unlike our regular shopping sprees this was a sexy shopping spree and several hundred dollars later we are anxiously awaiting the arrival of our new sex toys. Finances are tight around here, but let's be honest--sometimes you need to invest in your sex life. We've been teetering on the edge of obscurity and dissatisfaction for a while now. Every couple goes through phases in their sexuality. Lately the sex that we do have is really satisfying and even a little more kinky than usual, but we just don't have nearly enough of it. Have we just gotten lazy? Complacent? I think so. We just don't try very hard to have an outstanding sex life. We used to be the couple who would intentionally see movies in theatres that we had no interest in seeing just so we could make-out in the back. We would seek out unusual places to have sex. We were very proud of our sexually adventurous selves. We had stories to tell. Now, the stories we tell consist of long ago happenings and we need to do something. We need an intervention. Ugh. We have turned into an old-married couple.

We shopped at a sex toy store online. The purchases themselves, I hope, will allow us to further explore our sexuality and push our limits. Some are for me, some are for him. But I'm pretty sure that we will both have fun with all of them.

I've been in a 'pain' phase lately. I'm enjoying being exploited. Pushed. My selections are:

A Ball Gag. I think the rationale here is pretty obvious. I want to be tied up, I want him to take me against my will, I want to struggle and feel helpless. I want to be controlled. I want Resident Manservant to mount me and ride me as hard as he can and pay no mind to my screams of intense pleasure mixed with equal parts pain.

Also handy for those times when I'm really loud and my sister is home. I'm sure she will appreciate this purchase.


Nipple Clips. I have always loved nipple and breast torture. When I first started masturbating, I focused a lot on my breasts. I would bind them using shoe laces. I would use a pen or something long and straight and thread it through the laces between my breasts and twist it to add tension. I used clothes pins. I used hair-ties to wrap my nipples. When you're 14 with no money--you can be pretty resourceful. My old nipple clips are worn out and I needed new ones.




Skin Prickler. I don't exactly what to expect from this one. But I can imagine being tied up, so I can't struggle or squirm too much. I can imagine being flogged or spanked to increase sensitivity all over my body. I can imagine being teased with ice water, or wax. I can imagine this prickler being rolled gently over my body. And then not so gently. I can imagine wanting it to stop while at the same time wanting him to go harder....oh, goddess....I can hardly wait.





The Flogger. This is really for both of us. It's hard to see in the picture, but one side of this flogger is made of leather. For a nice strong, stinging, spanking sensation. The other side is covered in a soft, fleecy fabric. Resident Manservant enjoys having his ass spanked. I enjoy spanking it. I enjoy being spanked. And when you think you've had enough, flip it over and massage gently with the soft side until you recover and are ready for more. I can already feel the tension mounting within us. I can hear my own whimpering and I will be begging him to stop. And he won't. He will keep pushing me.





Butt Plugs. This is a therapy toy for me. I once had a sexual partner who pushed me just a little too far, too fast when it came to anal sex. I've never been the same since. I know I can enjoy anal sex. But I have this mental block that I just haven't been able to work out. I have this double penetration fantasy and I don't think I'll ever be able to go there if I don't get over this mental block when it comes to things in my ass.

I'm sure Manservant will enjoy this one too. He likes his ass. And likes things in it. We can share.



Smart Balls. Every woman has heard that the key to having mind blowing orgasms is to have strong PC muscles. These things are meant to be whenever you want--even all day. They are subtle. The other key to mid-blowing orgasms is to be ultra stimulated. And These little beasties will take care of that quite handily. Resident Manservant has suggested that the thought of me walking around all day at work with these things in my pussy will be more than enough to wind him up quite nicely. I'm not exactly sure how they work, but I think it is essentially a ball within a ball that allows for a natural amount of vibration and stimulation.



Now his selections:

A double-ended dildo. Resident Manservant wants to be fucked by his wife. This double-ended dildo will allow me to do just that. One end will fit into my vagina and the other end will be used for anal penetration. I have to say I am really nervous about this one. I've never been the 'fucker' before....only the 'fuckee'. I'm totally willing to give it a shot though.

He adds:

I've done a lot of fucking in my day. And I do a lot of masturbating on the side. During one adventurous masturbation session (stoned AND drunk) while the Goddess was out of work on business I stuck a dildo up there. Curiosity had gotten the better of me. Once I got past the pain (the booze and weed helped) I realized that people did this for a reason. A good reason. A great reason.

I think the last American Pie movie and an associated Nurse fetish really planted this in my brain as something to do.

A Harness. This is a necessity, given the above selection. Looks awesome and it's supposed to be really comfortable.


He adds:

As recommended on the Blowfish podcast which you should all listen to. How many podcasts help you have better orgasms?

A speculum. Somebody wants to play doctor. I ordered a large. I think I'll enjoy this as much as he will.


He adds:

I don't even know what I'm going to do with this. But I want to try.