Sunday, December 24, 2006

The Night Before Christmas

Well I just finished putting the final ribbon and bows on packages for my wife. I've kind of spoiled her rotten this Christmas but honestly she deserves it.

It is an interesting time of year, just barely past the solstice we celebrate the birth of the Christian "newborn king" as we anticipate the winter to come. I know when I was a kid we used to be up to our arse in honest to god Canadian winter by now, but last year I think it hit 15 or 20 degrees Celsius on Christmas day. Not going to be that warm this year, but fat chance of a white Christmas.

Anyway, the point is that I think this coming year has a lot of promise. Metaphorically the coming months will symbolize the growth of the divine sun child from a newborn to sexual maturity come May 1. I hope our spiritual lives can follow that path through the coming cold, I know I plan to work on it.

But now its time to crawl under the stairs to retrieve the hidden "Santa" presents and stuff them under the tree. Then it will be time to smoke a big bowl of marijuana and have a cigarette with a Baileys on ice. After that it will be bedtime, but not before dragging my wife under the Christmas tree for some Christmas sex.

That's a family tradition, see.

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